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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Underground Cities Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3428	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Votes:	8738
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Villages Defended:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	182	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	193
New Chunks Explored:	90834	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	New Chunks Explored:	636014
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	46
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	157
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	291
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4036

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com