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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7736
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Towns Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	542	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3084
Villages Defended:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4009

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	128	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9523	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com