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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Villages Defended:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Votes:	9125
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	4979	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7976
Players Killed by Monsters:	9042	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	8

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Emeralds Found:	5953	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	2065	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	2945	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	125284	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com