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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crops Grown:	7465	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	1708	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	979854	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Players Killed by Monsters:	3072	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Votes:	5576	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
New Chunks Explored:	274174	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	109
Players Killed by Monsters:	9821	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8086
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	189

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6450	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	2618	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28

play.stormylagoon.com