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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	2370

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	283
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3080
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	New Chunks Explored:	530946
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9860	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Animals Bred:	166	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	3292
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	140	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

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Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Animals Bred:	104	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	220769	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dimension Hops:	3
Potions Brewed:	88	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crops Grown:	4778

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Towns Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz