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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6851
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Void Gems Collected:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Zombie Dances:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	165	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Emeralds Found:	6558
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	944874
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	629
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Items Found:	2746
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2594	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	901	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Crops Grown:	3232	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Potions Brewed:	23

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Potions Brewed:	159
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

play.mcarcadia.com