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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	229
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Farms Harvested:	977
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Votes:	3352	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	211
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Mineshafts Explored:	3

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Crops Grown:	1861	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	4448	Orbs of Power Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop