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Are you tired of your laptop crashing every time you try to play Minecraft? Do you want to join an SMP where the only thing burning is your enemies’ houses, not your screen? Look no further than our server, where we exclusively use laptops with AMD CPUs that are so powerful, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience a world where the only thing burning in 3 years is the fiery passion for building epic structures and conquering dungeons. Say goodbye to those outdated Intel CPUs and OLED displays, and say hello to a community where the only thing crashing is the sound of your enemies hitting the ground after you’ve defeated them in battle.

So come on over and join us on our SMP, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about crashing is the party we throw every time someone builds a new epic base. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6405
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Items Found:	6861
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Farms Harvested:	681
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mines Excavated:	2131	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Items Found:	1972	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ores Mined:	7965	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4382	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	781	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mines Excavated:	1170
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1955	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4946

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Buildings Constructed:	15	Farms Harvested:	958
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3471	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	39	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Animals Bred:	131	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.