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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8863 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 865 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
But beware, we have a strict no sparkledogs (MLP) policy, because we’re all about the truly bizarre and unique creatures. From dragons to werewolves to robots, we’ve got it all. And if less than two people complain about your post, it’s totally okay!
Join us for a wild ride filled with gory dragon marine and xenomorph stories, dragon slit play adventures, and even a Skyrim modding Rentry for all your monstrous needs. Our community is chill, creative, and always up for a good laugh.
So come on in, grab your weird dick (or other overlooked assortment) and let’s build something truly out of this world in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even encounter a sparkledog trying to sneak in, but don’t worry, we’ll send them packing with a roar!