SMP: CopaCraft – The Horrendous Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the Copa America of Minecraft SMPs – absolutely horrendous! But don’t worry, that just adds to the fun.

Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	569364	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	150

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	261
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	150
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	833	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchantments Applied:	172	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	395027	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	6478	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3909	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dimension Hops:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.