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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5733 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 512 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!