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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7337 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4775 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, crazy pranks on other players, and building the most insane structures you can imagine. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items – shh, don’t tell anyone!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. He’s always causing chaos and keeping us on our toes. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and plenty of /tp commands gone wrong.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and join us on the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. See you in the game, losers!