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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8052 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
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