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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Orbs of Power Found: 6
Star Shards Collected: 136 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Divine Spears Created: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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