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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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