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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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