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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5172 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!
So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!