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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8350 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and offers quests that will have you laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants (don’t worry, we provide virtual diapers).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a hilariously epic adventure that will have you grinning from ear to ear faster than you can say “creeper, aw man!”