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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1196 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 877 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with skeletons and zombies to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Oh Man” on repeat. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Weird Smell Festival,” where players compete to see who can find the most bizarre scent in the game.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us today and get ready for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!