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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1681 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with skeletons and zombies to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Oh Man” on repeat. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Weird Smell Festival,” where players compete to see who can find the most bizarre scent in the game.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us today and get ready for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!