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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5717 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Animals Bred: | 165 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with skeletons and zombies to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Oh Man” on repeat. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Weird Smell Festival,” where players compete to see who can find the most bizarre scent in the game.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us today and get ready for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!