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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8319 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 984043 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4712 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with skeletons and zombies to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Oh Man” on repeat. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Weird Smell Festival,” where players compete to see who can find the most bizarre scent in the game.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us today and get ready for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!