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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2678 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 238 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with skeletons and zombies to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Oh Man” on repeat. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Weird Smell Festival,” where players compete to see who can find the most bizarre scent in the game.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us today and get ready for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!