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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2840 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments with custom weapons and armor that make you feel like a god. And the best part? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, like what even is life anymore?
Oh, and did I mention the secret smell quest? Yeah, there’s this mysterious smell that only you can detect, and if you follow it, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player on the server. Trust me, it’s worth it.
So come join us and experience the most absurd, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, always watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.