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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9634 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 920 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, like who even does that? And the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, it’s insane.
But wait, there’s more. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments with custom weapons and armor that make you feel like a god. And the best part? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, like what even is life anymore?
Oh, and did I mention the secret smell quest? Yeah, there’s this mysterious smell that only you can detect, and if you follow it, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player on the server. Trust me, it’s worth it.
So come join us and experience the most absurd, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, always watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
