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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7620 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Votes: | 2875 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.