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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6098 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Potions Brewed: | 22 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 107 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.