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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1967 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.