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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6232 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.