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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6035 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 8895 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.