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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8072 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Farms Harvested: | 666 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.