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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9250 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 120 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.