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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3262 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 611 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.