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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4180 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 9810 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.