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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2026 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.