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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4330 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4885 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
Ores Mined: | 6628 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.