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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9158 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.