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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4131 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 58 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.