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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 2870 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.