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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9341 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 71009 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.