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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5679 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.