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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7098 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.