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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6053 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 4719 | Farms Harvested: | 177 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 362 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.