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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3688 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.