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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7969 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 232 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Votes: | 9410 | Animals Bred: | 56 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.