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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7643 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.