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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5829 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.