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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2793 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 402 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.