SmashBlox | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	947	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3892	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Magic Items Found:	7952

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Towns Built:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	117	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Items Found:	8348	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Star Shards Collected:	220
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Items Found:	2205

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	825118	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Votes:	8238	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	6905	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Votes:	9124
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	653	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Decade of NEET Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, 10 years, achievement, Adventure, anniversary, celebration, Decade, Journey, Life Changes, long term, looking back, milestone, moving forward, NEET, not in education, not in employment, not in training, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, unemployed

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, guess what? I’ve been a NEET for a whole freakin’ decade! Can you believe it? And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the history of, like, ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dimension Hops:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1