Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 434 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. One player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant hot tub after a mis-click with a bucket of lava. Another player discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-clad chickens plotting a revolution against the players. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players accidentally summoned a giant chicken boss that laid explosive eggs everywhere.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then join us and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life. Who knows, maybe your small decision to join will lead to epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and friendships that will last a lifetime.